PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic bo